Results of Ass Flake Steam
Did the ass flakes steam. Not quite three days in a row due to yesterday's scheduled activities, but I got back onto the program today. Here are the results.
After the first steam:
- Skin was a bit red. Steam is hot, you know.
- Dripping. There was lots of dripping from the steam. Was it condensation? Pores being purged? Both?
- Got two pimples later that day, but skin was congested so the steam might've just brought them out.
- Less red this time.
- Skin looks a bit glowy and more evenly toned. Wondering if steam and Lush products are the holy grail of skin care.
- Got four pimples later that day. Yes, the same day. Yes, FOUR. But other two went down. Hm.. That was quick. The life cycle of a zit is usually much longer. Again, Lush or steam? Or both?
- More drippy this time. Water just poured off of me. It was gross.
- Looking glowy and smoother. Skin appears to be less congested. (Congested: Clogged pores. Either blackheads, milia or whiteheads. That zit that you know is just waiting to pop up.)
- Haven't developed any new pimples yet today and previous pimples are either going down or gone.
More details about the ass flakes. They are an herbal laxative, in flake form, made by Swiss Kriss. The ingerdients are as follows: dried leaves of senna, licorice root, fennel, anise and caraway seed, dandelion, peppermint, papaya, strawberry and peach leaves, juniper berries, centaury, lemon verbena, cyani flowers and parsley.
If you are allergic to any of the ingredients, I strongly urge you to avoid using this product. You could probably get similar results from another herbal tea. Or you can make your own using any of the above ingredients listed.
6 Things You Say:
I ADORE Lush, I'm very much addicted to their products. For my face, I'm currently using Angels on Bare Skin. I love it!
I am very confused. Is this for a face or for an ass? If for the face, where does the ass come in? As a guy it is difficult and embarrassing looking for facial products.
Joanna- I've heard lots of good things about AoBS. I think I'll have to try it.
Todd- Sorry! It's for the face. The flakes were termed "Ass Flakes" by Rachel over at pickyeater.blogspot.com and it kinda stuck. They are actually an herbal laxative in flake form (really a bunch of herbs and leaves you use as a tea) by Swiss Kriss. You can find them at most health food stores. I found it in Whole Foods.
Aha. See, I was sort of in the mindset of this todd fellow. Thinking they were flakes off an ass or something.
I suppose you could use the ASS FLAKES on your actual ass, if you need the treatment there. But yes, although they are a laxative, they can also be used as a facial steam, which is ALL THE RAGE on the Interweb these days.
Alas, I cannot take full credit, I first heard it here.
I rather like the sound of ass flakes. It rolls off the tongue much better than Swiss Kriss herbal laxative in flake form.
But, again, I'm sorry about any confusion it caused!
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